1. Everyone in my department took turns cleaning the fridge on our floor. When my first turn came, the fridge was packed with old, outdated, and rotting food. I ruthlessly pitched forgotten carry outs and rubbery, stinky milk, and some unidentifiable matter, cleaned the many, many crusty spills inside ’til it sparkled, and told my boss: as I will never touch nor place anything in that refrigerator ever again, I will never clean it again. And I never did….

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