If your parent wants to put you down, turn your legs to jello as soon as they touch the floor. If that doesn’t work, latch onto their leg like a koala hugging a tree.
If you find out someone’s about to drop by your your house and there is a mad flurry of straightening before they come, make sure you tell your visitors in detail what happened before they arrived. Also point out what there wasn’t time to do and/or detail exactly what dishes were shoved in the oven.
here’s one my sister, [she’s 5] follows. if you are asked to take the trash out, start dancing for 3 hours, then fall to the floor. get up and dance until you parents give up and take the trash out.
note- she dose the same thing anytime she’s asked to do a chore
If your parent wants to put you down, turn your legs to jello as soon as they touch the floor. If that doesn’t work, latch onto their leg like a koala hugging a tree.
Oh my gosh, I totally want to draw that!
If you find out someone’s about to drop by your your house and there is a mad flurry of straightening before they come, make sure you tell your visitors in detail what happened before they arrived. Also point out what there wasn’t time to do and/or detail exactly what dishes were shoved in the oven.
Excellent!
If your Barbies are possessed, DO NOT tell your parents until the Barbies do bad things and you get in trouble.
Good one!
You must get into an argument with sibling while Mom is in the middle of something.
Absolutely you must.
That was funny and insightful. I’d like to add, if you’re in a store and you know they want something, avoid eye contact.
Yes — good one!
If you were told to do something , do the exact opposite !
YES to this!
here’s one my sister, [she’s 5] follows. if you are asked to take the trash out, start dancing for 3 hours, then fall to the floor. get up and dance until you parents give up and take the trash out.
note- she dose the same thing anytime she’s asked to do a chore