Report from Dr. Claire Hedger

Doctor Hedger strikes again. Claire (my 9-year-old) got her doctor’s kit out last night and performed an “exam” that I believe ran afoul of several medical standards. It started with an imaginary thermometer that was only in my mouth for about one second before she yelled, “Temperature: HIGH.” Things went downhill from there.

Here’s a copy of my exam report, which left me with way more questions than answers. And by the way, this report was never presented to me. I had to steal it out of Dr. Hedger’s room while she was in the bathroom getting ready for bed!

Claire Medical Report 500

4 comments

  1. so…let me get this strait……REST AAAAAAND EXERSIZE!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!

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