Report from Dr. Claire Hedger

Doctor Hedger strikes again. Claire (my 9-year-old) got her doctor’s kit out last night and performed an “exam” that I believe ran afoul of several medical standards. It started with an imaginary thermometer that was only in my mouth for about one second before she yelled, “Temperature: HIGH.” Things went downhill from there.

Here’s a copy of my exam report, which left me with way more questions than answers. And by the way, this report was never presented to me. I had to steal it out of Dr. Hedger’s room while she was in the bathroom getting ready for bed!

Claire Medical Report 500


  1. so…let me get this strait……REST AAAAAAND EXERSIZE!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!

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