Doctor Hedger strikes again. Claire (my 9-year-old) got her doctor’s kit out last night and performed an “exam” that I believe ran afoul of several medical standards. It started with an imaginary thermometer that was only in my mouth for about one second before she yelled, “Temperature: HIGH.” Things went downhill from there.
Here’s a copy of my exam report, which left me with way more questions than answers. And by the way, this report was never presented to me. I had to steal it out of Dr. Hedger’s room while she was in the bathroom getting ready for bed!