1. I used to love it when you REALLY had to go to the bathroom and suddenly…THEY DID TOO. So after 15 minutes of excruciating agony, “I thought I had to go potty, but I didn’t.”

    Toilet paper everywhere, soap and shaving cream mixed together in the sink, and your favorite fragrance is half empty…but the toilet smells good.

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