I send out a newsletter once or twice per month to give you behind-the-scenes stories, recommendations, and a roundup of the best cartoons. And starting this month, subscribers receive a free gift! (You can subscribe here.)

I’m calling this gift “Emergency Notes for All Occasions.”

Maybe it’s someone’s birthday. Maybe you need to thank someone. “Oh no!” you think, “I don’t have time to go to the store and buy a card!”

Well, never fear: These six little notes will help!

You print the whole page, then cut out the note you want to use.

Here’s a look at all of them. (This is a low-resolution image, but you would receive a nice, high-resolution page that prints beautifully.)

As you can see, they aren’t greeting cards — they’re square little one-sided notes. But they get the job done!

Here are some examples of how you could use them.

You can tape them to a gift or gift bag:

You can attach them to a Thank You gift:

If you’re crafty, you could make card. Take a normal-sized paper, fold it in half, glue one of my notes to the front, then decorate as you wish. Here are two examples:

With the general notes, you can do whatever you want! Use them for birthday, thank you, congrats, or just a random note…

As you can see, the possibilities are endless! To secure your free sheet of printable notes, subscribe to my newsletter now. Then sit back and relax, knowing that I’ll be delivering humor and entertainment to your in-box at least once (maybe twice!) per month. Doesn’t that sound nice?